so....I went to my college roommate's wedding in dallas this weekend. it was a lovely affair....much fun was had....but I must give you some of the more ridiculous highlights.....
1) the sermon at the ceremony....the groom's father gave the sermon and had an entire analogy about cooking and the marriage....all i can say it just got a bit much when he started talking about one being the salt to the other's pepper
2) so in our break between the reception and the bbq, some of us slept (me) and others went to the bar (DD) and so when i woke up I called her and she announces she was at the bar with our friend LL, and they were accompanied by a mariachi band....i thought she was making shit up....as one does....so I go down to the bar where I am greeted by the mariachi band...one of them is introduced to me, i put out my hand to shake his and he gives me a hug, and I reply say to him what the hell are you doing....so he left me alone and hit on LL.
3) when S announces to B's boyfriend on a message that she needed the cock and that is why she had to hook up with some dude last week.....
All said a bit out of control, but fun....but I am happy to be back in CA where I can catch up on work....
Happy fourth of July to all of you that celebrate it.
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